Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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