I can tuck mytits in my pants
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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