If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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