remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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