you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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