I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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