you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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