He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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