im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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