Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
he thought i was a dude.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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