Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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