no. you can't hotbox the world.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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