i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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