So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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