What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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