you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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