Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Randomize
