You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Dick very happy bro
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