I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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