problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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