I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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