its not stalking. its research.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
