3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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