I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I FOUND THE LEGS
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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