I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
