where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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