Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
So. Much. Porn.
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