I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Randomize
