You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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