would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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