About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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