Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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