Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize
