They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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