i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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