jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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