shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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