Moan for me like Helen Keller
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I fill condoms, not promises.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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