is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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