Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I woke up under a house in Key West
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