Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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