do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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