Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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