My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
What a dumb baby whore.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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