hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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