Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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