Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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