I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Even my vagina gasped.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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