We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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