just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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