OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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