My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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