I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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