we have pet lesbian snakes
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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